He'd like to create Hell.

Conservative Republicans. They keep sticking to their old ways. No reason to adapt. It's the 21st century. But they still insist on living in the 18th century. Times change. But conservative Republicans don't. They don't believe in evolution. Or in progress. They believe in the old ways. Gotta credit them for nostalgia. And brainless politics. They'd just as soon wander in the wilderness than enter the modern world. They despise everything modern. Maybe that's good. I'd let them form their own country. Somewhere. Maybe in Greenland. Or the Arctic or the Antarctic. Maybe they could colonize the Moon, or Mars. There are enough of 'em around. They spout off. Take this guy Dick Cheney. He favors torture. Albeit, he tries to call it enhanced interrogation. Cheney implies that torture worked during the Spanish Inquisition. So, why not today? Cheney apparently thinks the world is becoming too kind. In its treatment of evil. His motto seems to be, 'Let's fight evil with evil. It's the only way to win.' Of course, I don't buy that. I'm a Progressive. Also known as a Liberal. Cheney would like to dispatch me to Hell. Pronto. Thing is, I don't believe in Hell. But Cheney would like to create Hell to prove me wrong. --Jim Broede