Fertilizing the fields in Paradise.

I'm reading national polls. Showing that Americans hate politicians. Which is good, I suppose. Politicians need to be despised. But then, Americans think that they have little choice. Disastrous. And cataclysmic. No matter what, we end up with something politically putrid. A stench pervades the land, and especially the halls/barns of Congress. No matter whether it's Republican or Democrat manure. Our American brand manure is manure is manure. No getting around it. Sadly, more Americans seem too ready to buy Republican crap next year. Personally, I want to plant roses and bouganvilla. Which I can fertilize with small amounts of manure. So I've moved to Italy. To lovely, idyllic Sardinia. Where there's ample supply of top quality Silvio Berlusconi (prime minister) brand manure. With amazing results. As fertilizer for the fields of Paradise. Italians know how to put the stinking stuff to good, practical use. Thank gawd for Italian ingenuity. Finding ways to make Paradise a better place. -Jim Broede