A litany of my superior traits.

I’m superior. Like to tell people that. Don’t necessarily believe it. But it gets reaction. And that’s what I’m looking for.  To determine whether people take me seriously. When I make outlandish statements. Of course, I do believe some of my outlandish quips. A  grocery clerk asks me, ‘How are you?’ I say, ‘I’m superior. Better than you.’   That throws some clerks for a loop. They’re startled. Don’t know what to say. If I’m in a silly mood, maybe I extend the greeting. With a litany of my superior traits. –Jim Broede