Better to be short and smart.

I’m turned off by certain Italian women. The ones that wear high heels. Excessively high. They must be nuts. Seems that high heels are fashionable in Italy. But still, a goodly number avoid ‘em. Including my Italian true love. Gotta give her credit. She ain’t stupid. In fact, she’s a genius. At least from my perspective. Beautiful, too. The best. But these high-heeled babes. Hard to know what makes them tick. I swear, I’ve seen ‘em with heels as high as six inches. Maybe they have acrobatic and athletic skills that keep them upright. Sure, it makes them look taller. But stupid, too. Better to be shorter and smarter. –Jim Broede