I tell her, women age faster.

I like to matriculate with 90-year-olds. Yes, the older the better. Makes me feel young. Teenagers make me feel old. But smarter. That’s a nice trade-off.  My wife was nine years older than me. No problem with that. Made me feel good. And younger. My Italian true love is younger. But I tell her, with a fiendish smirk, that she’s really older. When counting in woman years. That women age faster than men.   –Jim Broede