Saturday, June 21, 2014

My trusty lethal weapon.

It’s the fly season. And I detest flies. I don’t want them around. Have no qualms. About killing flies. Yes, they have a right to live. But I take away that right. With a fly swatter. I’ve sighted three flies in the house. In the past 24 hours. They are no longer around. They are dead. And all it took was three swats. With my trusty weapon. The fly swatter. I rarely miss. The flies don’t have a chance. When I’m armed.  With my trusty lethal weapon. –Jim Broede

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