A hypnotic solution.

f I ran for president. Now that’s an absurd thought, isn’t it? But hey, I’d do a better job than Donald Trump. Because I’d become a peacemaker. Not a divider. I’d bring feuding sides together. By advocating peace and harmony. Of course, I’d cultivate the art of hypnotism. I’d hypnotize everyone. To follow me. To Paradise. On Earth. So simple. A hypnotic solution to all of our problems --Jim Broede