Anything a man can do, this barracuda can do better.

Yes, I saw it with my own eyes. That's why I believe it. Our Republican vice presidential aspirant Sarah Palin has a throw rug on her sofa. Yes, a rug made out of a grizzly bear skin, complete with head. I'm wondering if she personally banged it. After all, she brags about having field dressed a moose. And she's handy with a firearm and a member in good standing of the National Rifle Association. And she was a basketball star known for her aggressive play, earning her the nickname Sarah Barracuda. Could be that anything a man can do, this barracuda can do better. --Jim Broede