...a way for god to bless America.

If I'm god, and a god with a sense of humor, here's what I'd do. I'd make John McCain president of the United States. Then shortly after his inauguration, I'd bring him home. To heaven. That would make it possible for Sarah Barracuda to ascend to the presidency. Yes, America's first woman president. When mere mortals used to think that it would really be Hillary Clinton. Instead, it turns out to be a female barracuda. Yes, that would be a way for god to bless America. A hilarious way, too. --Jim Broede