I better not speculate here.

Imagine that. George Bush. A closet socialist. I would have never guessed it. Turns out that Bush is our first socialist president. He's just supported the nationalization of some banks, lending institutions and insurance companies. For the sake, supposedly, of reviving or saving our nation's economy. Wow! Wonders will never cease. Suddenly, Bush has become my hero. Because I'm a socialist sympathizer. Of course, Bush will be a big disappointment to his laissez-faire capitalist buddies. But he's taken a step in the right direction to lure me to his side. At least when it comes to the advancement of socialism. Maybe it'll be shown that Bush has been reading lots of Karl Marx lately. Yes, this guy Bush is full of lots of surprises. Makes me wonder what's coming next. Is he a closet...well, I better not speculate here. --Jim Broede