Like a happily married couple.

Amazing. I think my cats Loverboy and Chenuska understand English. They understand what I'm telling them. They had a little spat tonight. Loverboy was getting a little rough with Chenuska. I suppose in an amorous way. And so Chenuska got annoyed. And I just talked to both of 'em harshly. Told them to behave themselves. And sure enough, they did. They're on my desk now, cuddled up with each other. Behaving. They knew what I meant. They know I'm the boss. And they have to act like a lady and a gentleman. Like a happily married couple. --Jim Broede