Maybe I should reconsider.

I'm thinking of something funny. I want to live to be very, very old. But I know if that happens, I'll steadily deteriorate. Physically. Mentally. I'll probably go bald. Become wrinkled. Lose my teeth. Become senile. Forgetful. Downright decrepit. So maybe I should reconsider. And not want to become very, very old. --Jim Broede