Tuesday, January 5, 2010

No more half-assed wars.

If we Americans want war -- well, then let's have a grand old war. Let's initiate the draft again. And recruit an army of 20 million. Let's even draft guys like me. Age 74. Put me on the frontline. Might as well. I've lived a long life already. Better than putting a 19-year-old there. I'll bet if we put 2 million troops in Afghanistan we could control the country. And let's invade Pakistan with 500,000 troops. In search of Osama bin Laden. Let's look into every cave in the world. Let's show the terrorists and the world that we Americans mean business. Yes, let's show everyone that we know how to fight wars. No more half-assed wars. Let's go all-out. Into a full-blown war like this Earth has never seen before. --Jim Broede

7 comments:

Broede's Broodings said...

See. I can be a hawk. Even more hawkish than Dick Cheney. --Jim

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmm lets see initiate the draft again. Alot of good that did when you ran like a little girl and hurried up and joined. Just so you could use your "talents" to write so called sports stories. All we would get if everyone thought like jim is a bunch of decorating tips for caves.

Broede's Broodings said...

At least I joined and served honorably. I'll bet that's a lot more than you ever did. --Jim

Broede's Broodings said...

And what's wrong with milking the systym? Sure is a lot better than letting the system milk you. --Jim

Broede's Broodings said...

Might as well use one's gawd-given talents to advantage. Better than being stupid. --Jim

Broede's Broodings said...

And yes, I'm talented enough to give decorating tips. For caves. For anything. By the way, you probably could be redecorated, and look a lot better. If you got off your fat ass and exercised a little bit. Both physically and mentally. --Jim

Broede's Broodings said...

Just a reminder, anonymous ladies. Mind your manners. Or you won't get printed in the comments section. Some of you have been acting like sluts instead of ladies. Time to shape up. Some of you should enroll in my "Mind Your Manners" course. --Jim