An explosive thought.

I gotta give terrorists credit. They're imaginative. In ways they try to blow themselves up. On planes. We had the guy with a bomb hidden in the heel of his shoe. I guess he was gonna stomp or maybe even dance the flamenco in hopes of setting off the bomb. Didn't work. Now he's spending the rest of his life in a maximum security prison. Where, maybe, he's dancing in his cell. Trying to come up with an explosive dance step. Well, the latest bomb attempt was by a fellow with potentially explosive underwear. He set it all afire. And burned his ass rather severely. But the big bang never occurred. Meanwhile, I'm wondering what will be the next innovative way for a terrorist to attempt an explosive act. I have a suggestion. Maybe he could swallow a time bomb and hope it goes off before he has a bowel movement. --Jim Broede