A swift kick in the ass.

I know one shouldn't kick a team when it's down. But still, I'd like to give the Chicago Cubs a swift kick in the ass. They are a pathetic underachieving bunch this season. Lifeless, at times. They might as well pack up their bags. And go home. Or better yet, Cubs fans should boycott the games. Empty the stands. Stay away until the Cubs learn to play baseball again. This is one of the sorriest excuses I've ever seen for a major league baseball team. They're a disgrace. --Jim Broede