I'm a pacifist who'd go to war.

I'm no coward. I'm willing to go to war. Against Republicans. If we liberal Americans declared war against Republicans, I'd be the first to volunteer to join in the fight. I'd even risk my life if that's what it takes to defeat Republicans. I'd rather cavort with the devil himself than with a Republican. I am working hard in my congressuinal district in Minnesota to defeat the incumbent, Republican and lunatic Michele Bachmann. She says it's time to rid Congress of its anti-American members. Well, then we should start with Bachmann. She's about as unAmerican as one can get. By insisting that we all become super-patriots. Anyway, I'm a pacifist. Opposed to war. But the irony of it is that I'd go to war. Against the war-mongers. --Jim Broede