Only certified idiots are welcome.

We all have the inalienable right to be idiots. That's the new credo of the USA. Of the American dream. Republicans have declared it. All one has to do is join the new Republican Party. That's proof of idiocy. Of being a real American. A patriot. The party is being cleansed of all dissenters. Of moderates. Of people that think for themselves. Of people with half a brain. The new Republican Party doesn't even want imbeciles or morons. Because they are too intelligent for their own good. Only idiots can qualify for membership. One has to be dumber than dumb. Sounds crazy, doesn't it? But listen carefully to the babble. That's what it comes down to. You must be a certified idiot to be welcomed into the Republican Party. --Jim Broede