Space aliens, please take me.

If space aliens landed on Earth, I'd volunteer to go with them. To wherever. Maybe back to where they came from. I wouldn't be afraid. Because I assume they must come from a far more advanced civilization than ours. Of course, they may think of me and other earthlings as a lower form of life. Maybe the same way we enlightened humans think of a jackass or a Republican. Anyway, I figure I'd have nothing to lose by trying to ingratiate myself with the aliens. Maybe we could communicate. And I could learn something. But if I didn't, I'd still think of the experience as an adventure. And I'd be happy. Knowing there's a higher form of life in the universe. --Jim Broede