Because I'm a perfect gentleman.

I've decided I want to be known as Gentleman Jim. For a while, I liked being called Crazy Jim. But I go through stages. And now I prefer Gentleman Jim. Because I'm trying to be a real gentleman. To do what's expected of gentlemen. Especially when I am dealing with women. And more particularly, my true love. I have noticed something peculiar about some women. They don't like to be treated like ladies. Therefore, they discourage me from being a gentleman. I think that's wrong. It sort of robs me of my gentlemanness. Perhaps my masculinity. So I try to set these women straight. I'm gonna be a gentleman whether they like it or not. I'll even open the door for 'em. And pull out their chair and help seat them at a table. I'll even pay for dinner. And give 'em flowers. I know that to some women, that may sound crazy. For me to be a gentleman. But since I'm a gentleman, I'll still allow them to call me Crazy Jim. Because I'm a perfect gentleman. --Gentleman Jim Broede