I wanna be an honorary citizen.

I'm off. For a long weekend. In regions I've never been to before. At the north end of Sardinia. In hilly and mountainous countrty. A three-hour drive. With hairpin curves. And awesome views. And a local festival. People donning native costumes. And masks. And dancing to the beat of bells. Maybe I'll dance, too. That would be an event. But hey, I'm full of surprises. I even surprise myself. I want to act like a Sardinian. Maybe I can become an honorary citizen. --Jim Broede