All I have to do is act stupid.

I’m judgmental about Republicans. Usually, I don’t like to be judgmental. I try to avoid it. But I make exceptions for Republicans. Because they are judgmental. And I like to be judgmental about judgmental people. My aim is to out-judgmental ‘em. It’s my way of poking fun at Republicans. I like to practice some of the Republicans most repulsive traits. Being judgmental tops the list. In order to fully understand a Republican, I try to act like a Republican. Stupid. Repulsive. Judgmental. I’ve mastered the craft of being a Republican. I could play a Republican. Effectively. On stage. And in real life, too. All I have to do is act stupid. –Jim Broede