I thank god.

I try to imagine myself in other roles in life. For instance, being a complete idiot. Or worse yet, being a Republican. Yes, that would be the horror of horrors. For me to sink that low. Of course, I say that with a smile. Because I know that will never happen. I know better. It can’t possibly happen. Because I was blessed with the right kind of genes. I’m too smart to be a Republican. And even if I lost my mind, I’d still know better. God made me Republican-proof. And therefore, I thank god. For blessing me. –Jim Broede