I often test god's patience.

There is no such thing as a perfect day. One has to adapt to something or other. And get used to it. And roll with the punches. Even in paradise there are pitfalls. Such as eating fruit from the tree of knowledge. In other words, disobeying the edicts of god himself. But maybe it's better in the long run to be disobedient. Rather than obedient. In my case, to be very, very disobedient. Pushing god to the limit. I often test god's patience. Yes, I am trying to teach god the fine art of patience. So that he can take me in big doses. --Jim Broede