Crazy enough to believe.

Jokingly told my Italian true love today that I’m superior. And then began to wonder. How can I prove it? What’s a true test? And Eureka. I found it. If I can walk on water, I’d be superior. That’s it. I have to practice walking on water. I’ve heard that only one person has ever done it. And he sounded a little bit crazy. Claiming that he’s the son of the creator. That he’s the personification of the creator on Earth. My gawd, that’s fantastic. Especially if it’s true. He tried to prove it is, I’m told. In many, many ways. Not the least being actual walking on water. Now for a guy to believe beyond a doubt that he's really  the  son of the creator, one can’t be the most humble man to ever live. Just think what it takes to believe this stuff. I mean, really believe that he’s the most superior guy to ever walk on the face of Mother Earth. Not pretend. And you know what? He probably did believe it. And still does. Wherever he's at. And so do many, many other people. Now the thing is, has everyone been duped? Or is this the most superior man to ever be? Anyway, I know one thing. If I wanna prove I’m superior, too, maybe it's gonna take more than walking on solid ground. Maybe all it takes is practice, practice, practice. Walking on water. And being crazy enough to believe. That one can do it. –Jim Broede