Ending the curse.

For the fun of it, I’d temporarily change the name of the Chicago Cubs to the Chicago Snakebites. Because that’s what they are. A snake-bitten baseball team. A team characterized by bad luck. Maybe that’s why the Cubs/Snakebites have a full-time team psychologist. The players are head cases. Feeling cursed. Snake-bitten. Of course, the real problem may be incompetent/inept baseball players. But I suspect it’s mostly negative thinking. I can fix that. Fire the psychologist. Hire me. I’ll cultivate positive thinking baseball players. Ending the curse. And making  the Cubs the Cubs again. Real winners.  For the first time since 1908. –Jim Broede