My shtick.

Some close friends doubt that I’m calm, cool and collected. But I really am. They tell me that I’m sort of like Woody Allen. Neurotic. I perceive Allen as calm, cool and collected. In full grasp of himself.  Relaxed. In control. He acts neurotic. That’s his shtick. His act.  His way of being funny. He’s brilliant. I’m not so smart. But I’m calm, cool and collected. That’s my shtick. –Jim Broede