A deal...for an extended lifetime.

I'd like to live to the ripe age of 200. And still feel young. And healthy. I'd probably come out of retirement. And continue to be a writer. Maybe of fiction. I'd write a story. About a guy that lives to 300. Of course, I'd become a celebrity. I'd be famous. As the world's oldest living man. People would ask for my autograph. And I'd be interviewed. And asked to what I attribute my longevity. Probably my positive attitude. Plus a pact with the devil. Currently, I'm trying to negotiate a deal...for an extended lifetime. --Jim Broede