A way to live forever. In denial.

Proper ways. To achieve a goal. I'm frequently told. This or that way. Is the proper way. Fortunately, I like to experiment. And take the 'improper' approach. Because it works. Not all the time. But frequently. Yes, there are many, many ways to solve a problem. Such as the bugaboo plaguing my dear friend Julie.  She's been in the throes of depression. And she's complicated the matter. With daily doses of alcohol. Plus an eating disorder. Which has her looking gaunt. These ungodly practices have been going on for several years. It's a wonder. That Julie has survived this long. Maybe she deserves a medal. For beating the odds. For beating death. Despite a wayward and improper lifestyle. Maybe Julie has discovered the secret of survival. Think about it. Julie used to have some friends and associates. That rigidly followed proper healthy regimens. Religiously. And they're dead. Julie. Julie. Maybe you are the genius who has found a way to live forever. Albeit, in denial. --Jim Broede