Monday, June 2, 2008

...where Bush belongs.

All right, Hillary Clinton, it's time to hang up your quest for the presidency. Leave it to Barack Obama. Come out and support him. Be a good loser. And you'll become a winner, of sorts. I know this will be a hard decision for you. But a gracious loser often turns out to be better off for it. You might be picked as vice president. Or secretary of state. Or a justice on the Supreme Court. You'll still be influential. And you'll have power. Maybe not all the power you covet. But still enough to salve your ego. It's been truly nice to see you and Obama fight it out for the Democratic nomination. You put up a good fight. You were my second choice. But you did disappoint me a little bit. With your direct and veiled attacks on Obama. He was much kinder to you. Maybe that's why he was my first choice. You seem to have a little mean streak about you. It sure came out in this campaign. Oh, some of your supporters will say it's more tenacity than meanness. And for now I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Show me that's so. By working your butt off to get Obama elected this fall. It's time we ended our national nighmare. By sending George Bush back to Texas...where he belongs. --Jim Broede

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