Like good Christians.

If I'm a wild-eyed political conservative, I'm gonna tell myself that it's all right to have a closed mind. I know what I believe. And I don't wanna have anyone tell me anything different. Because I know I'm right. Afterall, I'm gawd-fearing. And gawd is on my side. I've been blessed by gawd. Gawd tells me what to do. And that's good enough for me. Gawd even tells me when to go to war. And when to call people I despise gawd-awful names. Gawd wants me to fight evil. Communists. Gays. Heathens. Liberals. I want a world in which we all think alike. Like good Christians. --Jim Broede