I like to be an annoyance.

I've probably said this before. But I'll say it again. I like it that some people don't like me. I can't think of anything worse than to be liked by everyone. I wear it as a badge of honor when certain people detest me. I really want to be detested by some. Because then I know that I've annoyed 'em. And that was my intention. Some people deserve to be annoyed. I'm thinking particularly of some Republicans. But there are others, too. Such as redneck racists. And pious Christians. They need a bit of chiding. Whiners. I'd welcome their hostility, too. I consider it a successful day if I've annoyed someone. --Jim Broede