How to catch the nitwit vote.

Maybe Barack Obama is too much the professor. He should be teaching philosophy or political science at a university. Not serving as president of the United States. I have long thought that philosophers would make great presidents. But Obama is proving me wrong. He doesn't have the meanness and cheating moxie that makes for an effective politician. He's far too nice. Too honest. Too professorial. Ordinary people find it difficult to relate to philosophers and professors and honest souls. They speak over the heads of most people. In order to be a success in politics, one must talk like a nitwit/Republican. And be a shyster. That's a sure-fire way to catch the nitwit vote. --Jim Broede