I'm willing to become a worrier.

I have friends and acquaintances who tend to worry far too much. So I've decided to come to their aid. I'll ask them to prepare a list of things they intend to worry about. Then we can review the list. And determine if it's really worth worrying about so many things. If the answer is 'yes,' then I will volunteer to become his/her designated worrier. As an act of friendship and love. The thing about me is that I can worry without really taking it too seriously. I've made worrying a pleasant and relaxing art form. Nobody gets hurt. And I don't even lose sleep. And I save my friends lots of anguish. --Jim Broede