Might be nice to look Italian.

The bushy moustache. It’s alive and well in Italy. Particularly here in Sardinia. Especially with middle-aged and older men. I observe ‘em walking down the street. I don’t know what to take of it. If it gives them the distinguished look. Or what. All I know is that I wouldn’t want a moustache. Seems to me it might get messy if I had a cold and needed to blow my nose. I may go two or three days without shaving. But that’s the closest I’ve ever come to a moustache. I like the feel of being clean-shaven. Albeit, it might be nice to look like a dapper Italian. –Jim Broede