No reason to panic.

It’s a weird and annoying dream.  That I’m not retired any more. That I’m back writing for newspapers again. But there’s nothing to write about. A complete absence of happenings. And if I can’t find a decent legitimate story, the newspaper will be blank.  It’s my responsibility to find something.  The deadline is nearing. And no matter how hard I try, I can’t find anything. There’s a complete absence of news. Didn’t occur to me until I awakened that would be the best news story of all time.  I could write about nothing to write about. No reason to panic.  –Jim Broede