I'm superior.

I pretend to be an idiot. By occasionally watching Fox News. That’s what idiots do. To be fed idiotic and preposterous slants on the news. They call it fair and balanced reporting. And idiots buy into it. I don’t. But I pretend to. Because I want to know what it’s supposed to feel like to be a genuine idiot. Feels funny. Maybe I’m merely a fake idiot. Really, I’m a level or two higher.  That makes me think that I’m a little better than an idiot. And so I switch off Fox News. And turn on other channels. The ones that cater to relatively high-level imbeciles and morons. Like me. –Jim Broede